Size Matters Not Shirt
Size Matters Not Shirt
#EveryT-shirt Fashion LLC I could not get into the Size Matters Not Shirt and by the same token and top part of the outfit. The corset was unbelievably constrictive and it did not lace, it cinched. The paint also sized it down when it dried. I’ve told this story before, and if you’ve read it you know that I almost broke myself trying to get the corset on by myself. It simply wasn’t possible. Finally, I put it on the corset as much as I could, and waited at the front door of my empty building in Park Slope. I asked the first woman with a stroller to walk by, because women help women, and who could understand needing help better than a Mom? The skirt has been a dress by itself for me to be a jellyfish with a matching parasol, and I’ve made it shorter to be a tea-length Alice. It may be the ocean soon for another costume. Yup. One summer in the 90’s when I was a lithe, lean and extremely fit Jimbo, some friends and I took a weekend road trip to the outer banks (The Atlantic coast of North Carolina). Upon arriving, after a 9 hour drive all my friends wanted to do was watch TV! I hate TV. I changed into my suit, grabbed a towel and went down to the beach. It was nearly deserted- just me, the seagulls, a couple pelicans and the ghost crabs scurrying about the beach. It was a beautiful day and it was extremely zen. I jumped in the ocean and swam for a while, eventually winding up waaay out in the ocean. It might have been a quarter mile or so out. I was thinking to myself: physically fit or not, this is very irresponsible. Nobody knows where I am and I’m not carrying any ID. The coast was visible, but I was far enough out that I couldn’t make out people, and even the buildings were tiny. I was not two strokes into my return trip when an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin approached me.
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